Play with Him! Slay with Him! Be GAY with HIM!
What could be a more appropriate introduction to this "Peek-A-Boo Dahmer
Slayset"!? You ain't gonna find this ghoulish goodie at that toy store
in the mall- you can only get it here on the Great Satan's Sideshow
from me, Notorius Andrew D. Gore-
who else would be soooo CRASS to post such a controversial product?!
No one but me baby! This infamous Playset or rather Slayset has been
featured in
such magazines as Details, Savage and a slew of underground mags and
fanzines. You really must see this Slayset in person to really appreciate
its Psychotic
genius- the scans below don't do it justice. The overall size of it
is an astounding 1 foot wide by 2 feet high! This special Jeffrey Dahmer
doll is
18" high and has been hand screen-printed and crafted! The doll has
an actual working zipper sewn into his snazzy orange prison jumpsuit!
Unzip Jeffrey and lo-and-behold there's Cleotus, the anonymous Dahmer
victim doll
INSIDE of Jeffrey- (Cleotus was Jeffrey's Dinner AND date from the
night before)! Cleotus, who looks like a cross between Eddie Murphy
and OJ Simpson is 12" tall
and is made of plastic. He is wearing a pair of sexy boxer shorts and
he can be easily removed from the Jeffrey doll. Cleotus is FULLY dismemberable
so you can "slay the day away"! But hold on to your Milwaukee's
Best 'cause that's not all- as a special bone-us there is an exact
replica of Jeffrey's "Leftover
Garbage Can" that even has his REAL address on it! Open it up, look
inside and gaze on the wide array of lil' BODY PARTS! Some of the body
parts are impaled on fancy hors d'oeuvre toothpicks, and some of the
guts even
*glow in the dark*! If you are a toy or doll collector assure you that
this TASTELESS TREASURE will be the one of the focal points in your
entire collection,
it will make everyone gawk in disbelief. C'mon how many freakin' Barbies
and Bennie Babies can you collect until you doll/toy collection looks
all the
same and gets boring? Take a walk on the wild side with this RARE "Peek-A-Boo
Dahmer Playset" - if you got the GUTS! This Rare MURDERER MASTERPIECE
was made in a limited edition by the "Demented Dollz" company.
The production run of these was small and they are very sought after
underground kollectable - don't pass up this special opportunity to
own this!
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