So,
you have decided to take the plunge into my infamous Uncensored
WebSite and I know you won’t be disappointed! First
off, you must have a twisted sense of humor o fully enjoy
my Satan’s SideShow webfright. If you are politically
correct or easily offended or simply can’t take a
joke to not dare look past this page. Immediately click
off this site and clear your computer cache to erase the
evidence of you visit here! Surely if you delve into my
world of bizarre film, oddities and depraved and psychotic
humor, you will probably end up in a straight-jacket, or
find yourself at the nearest church praying for forgiveness
for just even reading this!
Second, this is a DYI (Do-It-Your
Self), 100% FAN based operation. If your looking for mass-produced
merchandise being pumped out of some factory in China by faceless
workers who work 15 hours a day for a bowl of rice then you’ve
come to the wrong place!
Most of my items aren’t available
ANYWHERE but right here-and I like it that way! Who the fuck
wants something everybody else can get by going to the fucking
Mall! You reading this tells me that you’ve done your
underground homework and you’re a step above (or should
that be “a step below”) the others that buy shit
at a fucking corporate owned chain store that your Mama and
kid sister shop at!
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 Welcum! 'Tis I Andrew D. Gore, International Provocateur, Schlock Shock Artist Extraordinaire, creator and psychotic genius of Satan’s SideShow! |
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Satan’s SideShow is not some big company. I fuckin’ hate
big companies. Yes,
over the years, I have been questioned by various people
of the so-called “normal society” asking
how I could print such “filth and decadence” but
I just say, “fuck it.” I love what I print;
but then again, I also like the smell of my own farts
too! There are a number of other t-shirt companies
out there, but what separates me from the pack is the
care and attention I give to each and every design,
down to the last detail. All of my new tees are hand
screen printed (NOT transfers!!!) and I only print
on the highest quality 100% heavyweight cotton tees
(usually “Fruit of the Tomb”). The inks
I print with are the best available in the industry,
giving the best coverage and maximum opacity. On my
black shirts, my white ink produces a vibrant bright
white print, not washed out looking gray. On my multicolor
prints, each color is hand “flash dried” (dying
in-between colors while the shirt is still on the press!)
to provide my tees with the sharpest print, brightest
colors and unmatched washability! Most of my shirt
designs are oversized (to shock and offend at greater
distances) therefore they are only available in Large
and Extra Large – NO mediums or smalls. Remember
the actual shirts and other goodies look 1000 times
better than they appear here in this website – it’s
impossible to show their high quality on these small
low resolution web images. I’m so sure you’ll
be satisfied, that I guarantee all of my stuff 100%!
I’ve been labeled as a creative genius by some
and raving madman by others – now it’s
time for you to decide! Ok, ok, enough from me. Read
on and again, Welcome to my world – the World
of the TRUE Underground Schlock Art! |
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