This one's for the ladies (or for the
styling tattooed gay - ooops I mean - guy who is in touch with his feminine
side!). Not the tea-totalling, Church going, Beenie Baby collecting type
but for YOU, a bad ass tattooed bitch who takes no shit! Yeah, you're
the kind of girl who LOVES ink and uses her own mind to think! The kind
of gal who drinks beer from a can and laughs out loud when she rips a
fart in public. You'll kick all of the Spice Girls asses, turn Brittney
Spears into your personal toilet slave, and bitch-slap Ricky Martin into
submission and make him perform oral favors on your "love taco" until
his friggin' tongue goes numb!
Wear this shirt out in public
and the creepy guys on the street will think twice about whistling and
harrassing you for fear
you might open up a can of "Pussy Flavored Whoop Ass" and serve
them their own balls on surgical steel platter! Yes, you are an EVIL
TATTOOED QUEEN - say it LOUD and MEAN! The design is as bright
and colorful as freshly inked design on milky white fair skin! It consists
of two vibrating tattoo guns filling in the classic styled text - Evil
Tattooed Bitch! Now to put this tee over the top the whole design is
outlined in a sparkling silver glitter that has been screen printed directly
on the shirt! This shirts spits out attitude faster than Monica Lewinski
spits out Clinton's.......... well you know I mean! This is a "must
have" for any modern day woman - girrrl power my ass, I say "PUSSY
POWER!" for you are woman - here you ROAR!