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| Howdy Ya'll! I wuz hangin' out in in my
double wide trailer (ya know the one with the old car parts and
furniture in the yard), at the Robert E. Lee Memorial Trailor Park, smokin'
a Marlboro,
drinkin' a BUD and gettin' blown by my sister/girlfriend Lorretta
(it's awesome, she gots no front teeth and one of her back molars is
rotten
and so corroded with bacteria it literally fizzes with infection
which makes my wiener and ballsack tingle! |
| Oooops I'm kind of gettin'
off the subject ain't I!). As I was lying back on my beer soaked, flea
infested couch I gazed around my trailer - old sheets hanging over the
windows for curtains, the black velvet painting of dogs playin' poker,
and the huge Rebel Flag covering up
a large hole in the wall.I sniffed the stale air smelled the intoxicating
odors of spilled bong water and stale urine that is collected in
old beer bottles around the couch (hey sometimes its just more convenient
to piss in bottles than it is to get up and use the kitchen sink!). As
lil' Lorretta slurped on and I absorbed in my surroundings then
dawned on me- I'm White Trash! Not just average White Trash, but 100%
pure White
Trash- Rude, Crude and Tattooed (I just got this bad ass Tazmanian
Devil tattoo to cover up my cousin/ex-wife's name!). Hell yea, I'm a
sister
fuckin' (Pappy teached her good!), Jerry Springer watchin', trash-talkin',
crab itchin trailer dwellin' dirtball and proud of it! I wanted
to wear my lifestyle as a badge of honor so I created this T-shirt for
me and
all of my other fellow trailer dwellers livin' the backwoods American
dream! It consists of a Government Grade A stamp plastered across
the front stating loud and proud that yer 100% White Trash-Rude, Crude,
and
Tattooed! Its printed in bright white ink on a on a dirtball black
T-Shirt. I decided to print this design on a black shirt, because like
all true
White Trash, I never wash my clothes and the black shirts tends
to hide all the shit I spill on it! So fellow scumbags and sister surfers
of
the trailer parks of the World rise up and show your allegance
to yer lifestyle and yer kin- wear this shirt as a badge of pride and
honor! |
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