Now I ask you, what Gothic lair, old
castle, torture chamber or dungeon would be complete without this historic
ghoulishly gothic Vlad(the impaler) Tepes Klock hanging on its cold
stone walls! Every other clock you've ever seen (unless of course its
one of my "Killin' Time Klocks"!) im"pales" in
comparison to this klassic work of
art! Who is Vlad Tepes you ask? Vell if you don't know that
you don't deserve to wear your
black clothes and fake fangs! Vlad Tepes (pronounced tse-pesh),
also known asVlad Dracula or Dracul, was the Romanian ruler of Wallachia
in the mid 1400's. He was a fierce ruler and was known for his
immense cruelty to his enemies. He got his nickname "the Impaler" because
he would have his enemies impaled alive on tall wooden
stakes and then dine amongst
them
whilst the they cried
and begged for mercy!
Now thats a dinner party I'd like to go
to! All good things must come to an end and in 1476 karma caught up with Vlad and he was killed by his foes!
His head was cut off
and his body was supposedly buried, but tales persisted that the
grave was empty! After his death rumores flourished that Vlad was
not dead
but had gone into hiding- a mystery that goes unsolved today 500
years after the fact! The story of Vlad Tepes was introduced to
author Bram
Stoker in the late 1800's by one of Stokers scholarly friends.
Though the associations with Vlad and Vampirism were none existent,
Stoker used
the diabolical 14th century ruler as a model for his blood-thirsty
Count Dracula! Vlad fit the role perfectly, he died under mysterious
circumstances,
his body was never recovered and he got his jollies out of impaling
people! Even the name Dracula or Dracul had occult connotations!
So Vlad Tepes,
the ruthless 14th century Romainian ruler, was the inspiration
for the infamous Count Dracula! Now to this klassic "Killin" Time Klock"!
It features a stunning full color reproduction of Vlad that was painted
during his reign of terror! To his side is Vlad's name writin in fangtastic
Transylvania text! The numbers that surround the entire klock are in
a European type style giving an all over classic foreign flair to the
entire design! Now focus your attention on the killer kustom klock hands-
the hour and minute hands are actually two full color impaled Vlad victims
(taken from an old painting of the time period) that circle Vlad 24 hours
a day, 365 days a year! Since I am a "stickler" for detail
look closely and you will see in the very center of the second hand are
Vlads birth and death dates that revolves around in circles every minute!
This klock is a nice crossover product, its perfect for you vampires,
literary teachers, and history buffs!