What Goth girl-or feminine Goth guy
can live their undead life without a pair of these "Vlad "The
Impaler" Tepes thong panties? It is yet another Worlds first by
me, Andrew D. Gore notorious eBay seller 1-2-3-4 always bringing
you the newest and best ghoulish goodies to ever appear on eBay! YES,
that's right VLAD
THONGS for the Goths who have everything! I ask you, what better
way to protect your private "Romanian Grazing Ground"
than with Vlad "Dracula" Tepes
keeping a close eye on things! Yes this "undead underwear" has
been meticulously hand screen-printed
with the famous woodcut of the infamous
Vlad Tepes who terrorized Romania in the 1400's! He would get hid
kicks by impaling his enemies on long wooden stakes and then dine amongst
as they moan and died in agony - sounds like one heck of a dinner
party to me! Above Vlads image is his name in a blood
red Romanian gothic text! Below Vlad
is it reads "Dracula" which actually means "Son of Dracul " -
Dracul was his father that ruled the country before Vlad took over things! Not
that I need to tell you but Brahms Stokers' novel "Dracula" was loosely
based on the Romanian ruler and his "interesting" habits!
Now I know that there are a lot of you out their that have "real jobs" and
couldn't get away with wearing a Vlad T-shirt to the office but now you can pay
a private homage to Vlad Tepes by wearing a pair of these thongs to work-a personal
and private vigil to Vlad that nobody but you me and Vlad will know and we promise
to keep our mouths shut! Ha!
Oh yea-be carefully if you wear short skirts to work because that nosey kid guy
who works in the mailroom might try to sneak a peek and you don't want him to
blow your "respectable girl" cover! Remembers ladies as a courtesy
to all please keep things clean down there because you wouldn't want Vlad to
smell bad! Ha!