Ohhh Jeeeez I bet this is going to
make those right wing fanatics who monitor my auctions cough
up a politically correct fur-ball the moment they lay eyes on
this! Yes my children
don't adjust It was no secret that
Charlie was quite the ladies man-in fact he had a ranch full
of "young loves" that would do anything for him! Can you
just imagine Sexy Sadie or Ouisch wearing a pair of
these-ooofah-I'd love
to see that! Ha! Those these seem to be a bit crass I actually
made them as protection for my kid sister Betty.
Betty was going on her first "Real"date
with this kid from school- well I checked up on this guy and it seems
he is quite the ladies man with a reputation resembling Casanova! I personally
don't have a problem with that, I am quite the stud myself-but I do have
a problem with my kid sister being one of this kids "conquests"!
So I thought what better way to deter his high school hormones than to
have Charlie guarding the fort! So I insisted she wore a pair
of these before the date and she complied. When she got from her date
I was awake
debrief her-she told me that there was a little making-out going
on but when the kid Turned a ghost white and proceeded to end the date
early!
Hey-thanks Charlie!I'm killing two-birds with one stone!
Girls wear this out on a first date and if things get a little to hot and heavy
you got Charlie keeping a close guard of things!